Imam Update

The Washington Times has an excellent article on the behavior of those six imams.

http://www.washtimes.com/national/20061128-122902-7522r.htm

Assclown of the Day-Sheila Jackson Lee

Ms. Lee already has earned an Assclown Lifetime Achievement Award with her question several years ago to a NASA official asking if the Mars Rover could find the flags the astronauts left up there. She has recently become the six imams' biggest suporter in congress, at least until radical islam/anti-American congressman-elect Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) is sworn in on the Koran in January. Ms. Lee says, "Understandably, the imams felt profiled, humiliated, and discriminated against by their treatment."

We say, "Understandably, the passengers on the flight felt treatened, harrased, and offended by the behavior of the six out of control imams."

Assclowns of the Day-Sports Assclowns

Atlanta Falcon QB Michael Vick showed how much class he had by shooting the bird to the Falcon fans after the 31-13 thrahing by the Saints. Vick has been overrated and shows he is no different than some of the other classless thugs showing up in pro sports today.

I don't know or care to know the name of our second assclown, all I know is that he is a sports anchor on one of the Little Rock stations and made perhaps the biggest ass of himself that I have ever seen on Friday, running around with a plastic pig on his head snorting. I thought that either Tennesee or Georgia had the most obnoxious fans in college sports, this idiot has changed my mind. Plus I didn't see any snorting after the game as LSU buried them and Heisman wannabe Darren McFadden.

Assclowns of the Day Six In-Your-Face Imams

Six imams, led by imam Omar Shahin who has been connected to Bin Laden and Hamas, and on their way to wild times at an imam convention decided to start trash talking about the United States and generally scaring other U.S. Air passengers were removed from a flight. Witnesses said that they were purposely trying to intimidate other passengers. Now CAIR, a terrorist apologist group, and other "civil rights" groups are up in arms and calling in the lawyers.

My first question is why the hell do we let these threats to national security in the country? Can Islam legitimately be called a religion, if you look at over a thousand years of history it appears instead to be a political terror organization? If that is the case, there is no first amendment protection for Islam. Will the recent U.S. elections embolden them? Probably so.

I definately plan to fly U.S. Air on my next vacation. Also, when will the Burkas Gone Wild DVD filmed at the convention be released?

By the way, they ended up on a Northwest Airlines flight. The stewardesses on NW are scarier than any terrorist I ever saw.

Assclown of the Day Michael Richards

Do I really have to say any more?

Assclown of the Day-John Edwards

Former senator, vice presidential looser, ambulance chaser and Breck Girl John Edwards hates Wal Mart. He has made it no secret that Wal Mart is worse than Hitler, Idi Amin, Chuck Manson, Jeffery Dahlmer, and Kenny G rolled into one. He is ready to shut every Wal Mart down and load everyone who works and shops there into railroad cars and ship them to Dachau. So when little Jack Edwards wants a Playstation 3, he sends an aid to shake down Wal Mart for one. Your hypocracy is showing Johnny.

Can you imagine how screwed up little Jackie is with this jerk for a father. Maybe when he is old enough to date, he can set him up with Demetra's daughter (see the Oct. 14th Assclown).

Assclown of the Day-Bobby Knight

Bobby Knight's behavior in last nights game against college basketball powerhouse Gardner-Webb should not suprise anyone. His slapping of Tech player Michael Prince is typical of his behavior over the years. What is disgraceful is that the NCAA will not do anything about Knight and Texas Tech's AD Gerald Meyers defense of Knight. We excuse Prince's statement that it "was nothing." Had Prince said anything else he would have been out of college basketball.

At best, this kind of behavior would find the average person before a judge. We all know punks like Knight, the shrinks could spend hours trying to figure out what is in his twisted head. Until the NCAA starts to punish this kind of behavior, bullies like Knight will continue to behave that way.

Assclown of the Day-Charles Rangel

"who the hell wants to live in Mississippi?”

Congressman Rangel, we will be understanding about your latest show of ignorance. Mississippi is the land of Faulkner and Grisham, your favorite authors are Engles and Marx. We understand it is difficult for you to understand a place where men and women go to work to earn their pay instead of waiting around for their check from the government. We understand you are thrown by classrooms full of kids, most who know who their fathers are. It is confusing to you when those kids go home after school to mothers who aren't crack addicts. And on Sundays, most commit what you and your comrads on the left consider the highest crime of all, they get dressed up and go to church. Please keep living in New York and we will keep living in the South.

Assclown of the Day

I would ban religion completely.
Sir(yeah, right) Elton John

Once again a bigot from the left is given the mike and uses it as an opportunity to spout some hate speech. If the left is consistant on anything, it is their intolerance for anyone who believes differently than them.