Assclown of the Day-Lurch

You know, education, if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you -- you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq.-Senator John F. Kerry

Senator, many enlisted men today have college degrees. Many senior NCOs have masters' degrees. Today's enlisted men are the most educated of any army ever. You showed your contempt for your own generation's soldiers when you returned from Vietnam and betrayed them. Now you show your disgust for the current generation of military men.

I am just thankful that you are truthful.

Assclown of the Day-Mandingo 2006

Has Madonna ever heard about the 13th Amendment? For those of you who haven't bothered to pick up a history book, that is the one that makes slavery illegal. Obviously she was too busy reading the Kama Sutra during that class.

What she has done by going to Africa and buying a black child is slavery. This wasn't Bradgelina going to help poor Africans, this was Ms. Celebrity picking up her new fashon assessory. What the legendary assclown of all times, Oprah, has done by helping her with the PR cleanup of this mess is condoning slavery. Once again your hipocracy is showing, Ms. Winfrey.

I didn't post a picture of her, this is a family website.

Fake Soldiers a Disgrace to the Real Heros

Back during the 80s I witnessed the arrest of a punk who claimed that he was a Vietnam veteran. When the officers looked at his driver's license, they did the math, and realized he would have been twelve when we pulled out. I was told it was a common ruse.

Recently I have witnessed two other incidents, one involving law enforcement, where punks claimed to be soldiers who served in Iraq and weren't. One was someone who was in the guard and didn't reenlist when he saw the war comming, the only military experience the other one had was a short haircut.

I have no idea of what to do with these punks, we have raised a generation that except for a handfull is completely useless. If you don't know what I am talking about, go to the mall one Saturday afternoon and open your eyes.

Assclown of the Day

This young lady wrote the following article to the SF Chronicle.

Thank you, Fleet Week. My preschool-aged daughter, having heard your airplanes overhead all week, is now completely traumatized and afraid to go outside. She just heard a commercial airliner in the sky and ran inside shrieking, shaking, and trying to close all the windows and doors. We tried to have a fun family weekend enjoying free music in our park, but it was ruined by the thundering sound of those hateful airplanes overhead, forcing her (and most of the other children I saw) to throw her hands over her face and cower.

If there is ever an opportunity for me to vote on any proposition keeping this ridiculous event and huge waste of resources from marring the skies of my city again, you can bet I'll be the first in line to get it voted in.

DEMETRA DELÍA
San Francisco

To the wonderful men and women of Fleet Week-God Bless You! We love each and every one of our brave guys and gals in uniform.

To Demetra-GROW UP! If you don't that kid is going to be so screwed up some day.

Source: James Taranto's Best of the Web

http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110009077#hateful

http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110009087

Go Joe, Lamont No

One of our favorite Senators is Joe Lieberman. We disagree on some things, agree on others, but one thing you can't disagree on is that he has been one of the most honest and open politicians in Washington.

Ned Lamont's attack on Senator Lieberman's civil rights record is one of the sleeziest attacks the far left has ever done. Will it stick, who knows, the left has found that all you have to do is label someone racist. Whether they are or not, it sticks.

Hey Ned, why not debate the issues instead...oh that's right, you don't want the people of Connecticut to know where you stand on the issues.

Assclown of the Day Kim Jong Mentally Il

photo credit globalsecurity.org

We couldn't let this week go by without honoring that little pervert with the little...well you know. The Clintons let this star of the hit film TEAM AMERICA who inheireted the family business and porn collection develop his own nuclear program and now we and our allies are at risk.

The bomb itself seems to have fizzled, was premature, withdrew early, sort of like Kim has been known to...well you know.

We close giving him a friendly word of advice. Kimmy boy, your nuclear program has appeared to have POed the Japanese. The Japanese military has had it's hands tied since 1945. Do you know what it is like to go 60 years without sex? Sayanora.

New Feature-Assclown of the Day

Today's Assclown of the day is Actor Alec Baldwin. This obnoxous twerp is on the record of having a low opinion of construction workers. He thinks the same of our public safety heros. Here he is trying to bully his way across a police line after the crash in New York yesterday.

Hey Alec, weren't you supposed to move to France to get away from Bush?

All About Love and Peace

Muslims keep telling me they are all about love and peace. So when the Pope mentions something that someone else said that questioned their committment to love and peace, they immediately riot, call for his assasination, and burn dummies in white robes while beating it with sticks--hold on a minute, where they protesting the pope or Robert K. K. K. Byrd?

By the way, before they think about shooting him or bringing a dirty bomb into the Vatican, consider that today's crusaders will have smart bombs, cluster munitions, and other neat things the medeval ones didn't have.

A priest from India recently told me "We have to be careful what we say because if we say something that offends the Muslims, they will kill people and burn things." SAY WHAT? If someone tells me something that offends me, I may call them an idot, I may even write about them here, but kill and burn?

Christians and Jews put up with pee on crucixes, elephant feces on the Virgan Mary, comments on the holocost from President Loose-Screw of Iran, a Hollywood and far left that is as hostile to religion as the Muslims, and a partnership between the ACLU and federal judges to make sure that no child in America ever hears or sees anything Judeo/Christian.

They rioted about some Danish political cartoons that offended them. My paper prints Doonsbury, that offends the hell out of me, but my response is to turn to the next page.

I recently saw an Iraqi War veteran who brought back a metal bar in his leg getting very shabby treatment from the TSA rent-a-cops in a major airport. If someone from, say, Bumholestan walked through with a backpack with wires hanging out of it and a t-shirt that said "72 Virgins-Here I Come", he would be treated with the utmost courtesey, because we don't want to be racist profilers. GET A CLUE, THE 911 BOMBERS ALL FIT ONE PROFILE.

The bottom lines
NO MAJOR MUSLIM GROUP, INCLUDING THOSE IN AMERICA, HAVE CONDEMNED THE 9-11 TERRORISTS.

DESPITE THE PREACHING OF PEACE AND LOVE, THEY CONTINUE TO KILL CHRISTIANS, JEWS, BHUDDISTS, HINDUS, ANYONE ELSE AND OTHER MUSLIMS.

OTHER THAN LIP SERVICE FROM PAKISTAN, NOT A SINGLE MUSLIM GOVERNMENT HAS COOPERATED WITH THE U.S. IN THE WAR ON TERROR.

THEY HAVE REPLACED OTHER GROUPS IN THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HIEARCHY AS UNTOUCHABLE

Where the Hell Did This Start?

Who is behind the Foley foolishness. Check out what Drudge just reported.

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU OCT 5 2006 2:53:48 ET XXXXX

CLAIM: FILTHY FOLEY ONLINE MESSAGES WERE PAGE PRANK GONE AWRY
**World Exclusive**
**Must Credit the DRUDGE REPORT**

According to two people close to former congressional page Jordan Edmund, the now famous lurid AOL Instant Message exchanges that led to the resignation of Mark Foley were part of an online prank that by mistake got into the hands of enemy political operatives, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

According to one Oklahoma source who knows the former page very well, Edmund, a conservative Republican, goaded Foley to type embarrassing comments that were then shared with a small group of young Hill politicos. The prank went awry when the saved IM sessions got into the hands of political operatives favorable to Democrats. This source, an ally of Edmund, also adamantly proclaims that the former page is not a homosexual. The prank scenario was confirmed by a second associate of Edmund.

The news come on the heels that former FBI Chief Louis Freeh has been named to investigate the mess.

Developing.

End of Exerpt.

I believe that the smell of this mess will lead to Bill/Hillary Clinton, James Corville, George Soros, Paul Begalla, James Carville, Harry Reid, Howard Dean, and/or Nancy Pelosi. Maybe Al Gore should also be a suspect, after all, he invented the internet.

Barney Frank, Gary Studs, and probably others have gotten away with more than Foley and they are considered heroes by the left.

When the truth does come out, ABC will have lost what little credibility that it has. Brian Ross should have talked to Dan Rather first. On second thought, maybe he did, Dan is still delusional about the FORGED Bush National Guard papers.