Bono Update

Bono, the smartest man in the world, showed up on the dumbest show on TV. Last night he was on American Idol, promoting the transfer of American's income to third world dictatorships. This man, who's brain dwarfs Einstein's, will not rest until every cent earned by American workers is deposited in the coffers of African despots.

Assclown (Literally) of the Day - Cheryl Crow

Ms. Crow is one of those celebrities that take time out from riding arround in thier jets, limos, tour busses, and SUVs to tell us little people how we should live our lives. Her latest edict to the peasantry to save the world from global warming, we are to use only one square of toilet paper per sitting. I invite Ms. Crow anyday to demonstrate on me how the hell to do that. I have heard her music and she certainly is an expert on crap. No wonder Lance Armstrong left her, who wants to put up that that kind of hygene. Imus might call her a stanky ho.

As if this wasn't enough, Ms. Crow's statement unleashed Rosie O'Donnell ranting about her own rear. The last thing I want to think of is big fat lesbien Rosie's rear.

Assclown of the 20th Century

This weekend, everyone in the media, entertainment world, and environmentalist wacko movement celebrated Earth Day by drooling over one of their patron saints, Rachel Carson. Rachel Carson wrote a book on the environment, Silent Spring, that turned out to be mostly ficton. Because of this book, DDT was banned, and conservative estimates are that 25-30 million Africans have died of malaria. Ms. Carson has killed more people than Hitler.

Today we are faced with the new savior of the environmental movement, Al Gore, and his fictional movie. The wacko left expects us to change our lives and economies on the proven false word of a hypocrite who from the 80s to 2000 was the Village of Washington DC's idiot. How many people will die in the future because of the lies in Al Gore's movie? His body count will probably beat Ms. Carson's.