Assclown of the Day-The Man Who Would Sink Jesus

James Cameron decided to celebrate the annual Hollywood bashing of America and the newly announced engagement of Leonardo DiCaprio and Al Gore by holding a press conference today to finish the work that the DaVinci Code did to Christianity. Despite experts on the subject who say it is not true, Cameron decided to follow the example of the global warming hoaxers and held a press conference today to declare the DaVinci Code as infalible because he has discovered the tomb of Christ, the wife, and kids.

I can't recall a movie that he has made since Titanic, which would have been great without DiCaprio and what's her name.

Rush Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

The Landmark Legal Foundation has nominated Rush Limbaugh for the Nobel Peace Prize. Most of the press missed it, they were too busy fawning over Algore's Nobel nomination. We support Rush and want to find out where to go to vote for the Nobel Prize. In fact, we may just bus in some Katrina refugees from New Orleans, they are good at multiple voting so we can stuff the ballot box.

Why should Rush win the prize over Algore?

Rush has had the number one radio show in America for two decades. Algore made a stupid movie that few people outside of Hollywood ever saw.

Rush confronts the left with facts and logic. Algore screams and lies.

Rush supports democracy and peace through stregenth. Algore believes we should surrender to our enemies at all costs.

Rush supports a strong economy. Algore uses his global warming hoax to damage industry and promote socialism.

Over the past ten years Rush has been losing weight. Algore has really plumped out.

Rush has a shot at getting a date with Ann Coulter. Algore might get a date with Ann Richards.

Assclown of the Day-City of Boston

Boston is the most politically correct city on the East Coast. The 911 hijackers were allowed to board there and no doubt given parting gifts and tickertape farewell, but when my son asked a guard at Logan where the restroom was she was going to carry him off to Guantanimo. Go to a Duncan Donuts (one on every corner, on some corners two) and you will find out that Joe Biden was correct. The city that doesn't support the U.S. War on Terror freaked out and came to a complete stop when Cartoon Network ran a promo.

No wonder you idiots reelect Uncle Teddy every six years and also have brought us other winners like John Kerry and Mike Dukakas.