Friday, December 29, 2006

SO LONG SADDAM!!!




We bid a fond farewell to John Murtha's favorite dictator as he gets a new necktie. Three years too late, but we had to give him all the rights and privileges he has denied others all these years. Will Ramsey Clark throw himself on a sword to protest? We hope so. Will Howard Dean, Obama Osama, Harry Reid, and Uncle Teddy represent the United States Democratic Party at the funeral? Will Ma Sheehan ever find love again? What conspiracy will Keith Olberman find in the hanging?

After Saddam achieves room temperature, then things get really hot. Not in Iraq, but where Saddam is going. Will the great dictator look up his boys first or check out his old boyfriend? And how will he react when he finds out that his old boyfriend has a new boyfriend, Chris?

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