Monday, June 11, 2007

Grim Reaper Vows to Defeat United States Military


Fresh off defeats on the amnesty bill and the Gonzalez witch trial, Senate Leader Harry Reid announced today that a strike to destroy Iran's nuclear program will destabalize Iran's vital nuclear program. Reid said he was pissed off because of, "that damn jew Lieberman" and vowed to stop anything short of a total defete of the United States military forces.

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