Thousands of stoned rock fans were confused when Al Gore mounted the stage and urged the crowd to storm the palace and kill the Czar and his family. "The Ocktober Revolution has begun!" Al Gore declared. After silence and and a few murmurs from the crowd, the former vice president was led away by two men in white suits who informed the crowd that they were taking him to "a really nice place in the country" and that he "can have all the green jello he wants."
One fan who was interviewed, but refused to give his name because of an outstanding bench warrant said, "Like I was listening to Green Day, and this fat guy came out and interrupted the music, and I think he was one of the band members' father."
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