Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The New Face of the Democratic Party


The Democratic Party will now screen all candidates of all parties for public office with Larry Flynt. Mr. Flynt, former morals advisor to Bill Clinton, will approve or disapprove all candidates and current officeholders.

Dem party chairman Howard Dean told the press, "We wanted someone that represented the best of our values. No one represents what is truly in the heart of every loyal democrat more than Mr. Flynt."

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