Soccer is the only game in the world where the fans are tougher than the players. In America, soccer was set to take over all sports and entertainment as David Beckam has arrived. He was greater than Christ's second coming plus he was doing a Spice Girl. Instead of a massive wave of soccer taking over America, we have been treated to a spectacle of complaining and whining. This weekend hundreds of thousands of Americans suit up in high school, college, and pro FOOTBALL. These young men will tough it out for the rest of the season, living and playing with pain that would put Beckam into a coma. So suck it up you whining English mama's boy. Go home but you can leave your wife.
One important note, SOCCER IS NOT FOOTBALL. Football is a game of skill, strength and fortitude played on a 120 yard field by 22 men. Soccer is something the girls play at PE. People who call soccer football are also usually socialists (see previous articles on Bono) and want to take money you earned away from you.
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