Assclown of the Day-Suzanne Somers

Suzanne Somer's Malibu home was lost in the wildfire, we are sorry for her loss. But when reporters approached her about it and asked her about the fire, her loss was the last thing on her mind. Instead she launches into this wild diatribe about President Bush and the war in Iraq.

We know now that when she was Chrissy on Three's Company, she wasn't acting.

Assclown of the Day-Imam Keith Ellison

While Pelosi and her press allies celebrated the new redistribution of wealth and destruction of morals that they wish to impose, they missed a big story. For the first time in history, a comgressman took an oath (obviously he has no intention of keeping) on the manefesto of a terrorist cult sworn to destroy America. In an in-your-face America act, Congressman Keith Ellison (D-MN) showed his support for the terrorists who would like to destroy this country by mocking the oath on a Koran. The former member of the Nation of Islam is just another example of he new Pelosi/Reid values.

Assclown of the Day Cindy Sheehan

Before I go any further, let me make one thing perfectly clear. CASEY SHEEHAN WAS A HERO.

That said, his mother is a nut case being manipulated by the press and far left. Here is her mug shot, she was arrested December 28th in Crawford with four other freaks for blocking a road and refusing to move. We can only hope she gets the maximum six months.

When she gets out, Mike Nifong should have some free time, perhaps we could arrange a love connection. They both have too much time on thier hands and having other interests could lessen the damage both inevitably cause. Someone contact Chuck Wollery.

Mike Nifong Update

The North Carolina Bar Association has filed an ethics complaing against Mike Nifong
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2006/1228062bar1.html

The North Carolina Conference of District Attorneys has called for him to step down from the case.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/LegalCenter/story?id=2760232

As usual in all things liberal, arrogance rules and Nifong like the Energizer Bunny keeps on going.

SO LONG SADDAM!!!

We bid a fond farewell to John Murtha's favorite dictator as he gets a new necktie. Three years too late, but we had to give him all the rights and privileges he has denied others all these years. Will Ramsey Clark throw himself on a sword to protest? We hope so. Will Howard Dean, Obama Osama, Harry Reid, and Uncle Teddy represent the United States Democratic Party at the funeral? Will Ma Sheehan ever find love again? What conspiracy will Keith Olberman find in the hanging?

After Saddam achieves room temperature, then things get really hot. Not in Iraq, but where Saddam is going. Will the great dictator look up his boys first or check out his old boyfriend? And how will he react when he finds out that his old boyfriend has a new boyfriend, Chris?

An Apology to Dr. Phil and Barak Obama

In an earlier post I referred to Dr. Phil as Oprah's whore. I apologize for this, since Oprah has anointed Saddam Obama as King of America, Dr. Phil is known as Oprah's other whore.

Assclown of the Day Mike Nifong

Few represent the values of American liberals like Durham, NC District Attorney Michael Nifong. Struggling for reelection, he invents a rape case based on the imaginative story of stripper who sees a chance to make a quick buck. Around America, liberals flock to his cause, it doesn't matter that anyone with an ounce of gray matter can see the stripper is lying and they are not guilty, they are three "rich" white boys and the victim black, much the way it didn't matter that OJ may have been guilty, it is payback time. His campaign is boosted by bringing in national race pimps Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, and the rest of the usual suspects. Mr. Nifong is reelected.

Now the "victim", who makes Twana Brawley look like Mother Theresa, suddenly doesn't know if she was raped. She will never make it to the stand, the accused will not have a chance to face their accuser. Nifong has already ruined the lives of three men and the Duke lacrosse coach (the forgotten victim). What should happen now?

Nifong will never resign, he is the darling of the left and the national news media. The State of North Carolina and US Justice Dept. should immediately investigate the case and bring appropriate charges against Nifong and the accuser. Proceedings should also begin immediately to disbar Nifong. The dolts that elected him will never recall him or vote him out of office, this is the only way for justice.

Does Nifong have a future. He sure does. Run for Congress. There is a seat waiting for you next to Alcee Hastings.

Bono Update

The man Bill Clinton calls the "Smartest Man on Earth" went to Washington to demand more money ($1 Billion) for African dictators and their corrupt governments. All he left with was a cup of Starbucks and an escort by the Grim Reaper.

Assclown of the Day Barak Saddam Hussain Obama

This dolt, the man who has been annointed King of America by career assclown, cult leader and megolomaniac Oprah, had his Ed Muskie moment in New Hampshire. Unfortunately the press has chosen to ignor it.

The man who Oprah had ordered the millions who blindly worship her to vote for President freaked out at lib news babe/old maid Maureen Dowd who had the nerve to comment on his big ears. Unless she ceases any critizism of Ossama Obama her career is over. Oprah will order her mind-numbed robot followers not to read her column and no doubt Oprah's whore Dr. Phil will have a show to analyze why Maureen is still single after all these years.

This man with the infantile intellegence showed that he also has an infantile maturity. He is not fit to be elected dog catcher and certainly not fit to be president, even though Oprah would be the man behind the curtain he is telling you not to pay attention to.

Assclowns of the Day Surrender Monkeys

The Iraq Surrender Group may be some of the biggest Assclowns of all time. James Baker has made a career of pretending to be a Republican, Lee Hamilton has made a career of making a fool of himself on useless government committees. Not to mention that Mr. Baker's law firm represents many arab interests that have a stake in the US losing the war on terror. Together with a group of other mental midgets they have produced a special gift for the likes of Shehann, Murtha, and McCain.

The Surrender Group's answer. Turn Iraq over to the insurgents, let Iraq have the bomb, let Syria have Lebanon, and let the Palestinians run wild over Israel. The most amazing thing is that anyone would take these America-haters serioiusly.

Imam Update II

Now they want port-a-masques at airports.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/12/01/D8LOC15O0.html

Let me get this straight. We can't have the Nativity movie advertized at a Christmas festival because it might offend muslims.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061128/D8LLRK9O0.html

The Pope can't say don't be violent because it incites them to violence.

Why don't we just burn up the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bible and hand them the keys to the country. It's over.

Imam Update

The Washington Times has an excellent article on the behavior of those six imams.

http://www.washtimes.com/national/20061128-122902-7522r.htm

Assclown of the Day-Sheila Jackson Lee

Ms. Lee already has earned an Assclown Lifetime Achievement Award with her question several years ago to a NASA official asking if the Mars Rover could find the flags the astronauts left up there. She has recently become the six imams' biggest suporter in congress, at least until radical islam/anti-American congressman-elect Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) is sworn in on the Koran in January. Ms. Lee says, "Understandably, the imams felt profiled, humiliated, and discriminated against by their treatment."

We say, "Understandably, the passengers on the flight felt treatened, harrased, and offended by the behavior of the six out of control imams."

Assclowns of the Day-Sports Assclowns

Atlanta Falcon QB Michael Vick showed how much class he had by shooting the bird to the Falcon fans after the 31-13 thrahing by the Saints. Vick has been overrated and shows he is no different than some of the other classless thugs showing up in pro sports today.

I don't know or care to know the name of our second assclown, all I know is that he is a sports anchor on one of the Little Rock stations and made perhaps the biggest ass of himself that I have ever seen on Friday, running around with a plastic pig on his head snorting. I thought that either Tennesee or Georgia had the most obnoxious fans in college sports, this idiot has changed my mind. Plus I didn't see any snorting after the game as LSU buried them and Heisman wannabe Darren McFadden.

Assclowns of the Day Six In-Your-Face Imams

Six imams, led by imam Omar Shahin who has been connected to Bin Laden and Hamas, and on their way to wild times at an imam convention decided to start trash talking about the United States and generally scaring other U.S. Air passengers were removed from a flight. Witnesses said that they were purposely trying to intimidate other passengers. Now CAIR, a terrorist apologist group, and other "civil rights" groups are up in arms and calling in the lawyers.

My first question is why the hell do we let these threats to national security in the country? Can Islam legitimately be called a religion, if you look at over a thousand years of history it appears instead to be a political terror organization? If that is the case, there is no first amendment protection for Islam. Will the recent U.S. elections embolden them? Probably so.

I definately plan to fly U.S. Air on my next vacation. Also, when will the Burkas Gone Wild DVD filmed at the convention be released?

By the way, they ended up on a Northwest Airlines flight. The stewardesses on NW are scarier than any terrorist I ever saw.

Assclown of the Day Michael Richards

Do I really have to say any more?

Assclown of the Day-John Edwards

Former senator, vice presidential looser, ambulance chaser and Breck Girl John Edwards hates Wal Mart. He has made it no secret that Wal Mart is worse than Hitler, Idi Amin, Chuck Manson, Jeffery Dahlmer, and Kenny G rolled into one. He is ready to shut every Wal Mart down and load everyone who works and shops there into railroad cars and ship them to Dachau. So when little Jack Edwards wants a Playstation 3, he sends an aid to shake down Wal Mart for one. Your hypocracy is showing Johnny.

Can you imagine how screwed up little Jackie is with this jerk for a father. Maybe when he is old enough to date, he can set him up with Demetra's daughter (see the Oct. 14th Assclown).

Assclown of the Day-Bobby Knight

Bobby Knight's behavior in last nights game against college basketball powerhouse Gardner-Webb should not suprise anyone. His slapping of Tech player Michael Prince is typical of his behavior over the years. What is disgraceful is that the NCAA will not do anything about Knight and Texas Tech's AD Gerald Meyers defense of Knight. We excuse Prince's statement that it "was nothing." Had Prince said anything else he would have been out of college basketball.

At best, this kind of behavior would find the average person before a judge. We all know punks like Knight, the shrinks could spend hours trying to figure out what is in his twisted head. Until the NCAA starts to punish this kind of behavior, bullies like Knight will continue to behave that way.

Assclown of the Day-Charles Rangel

"who the hell wants to live in Mississippi?”

Congressman Rangel, we will be understanding about your latest show of ignorance. Mississippi is the land of Faulkner and Grisham, your favorite authors are Engles and Marx. We understand it is difficult for you to understand a place where men and women go to work to earn their pay instead of waiting around for their check from the government. We understand you are thrown by classrooms full of kids, most who know who their fathers are. It is confusing to you when those kids go home after school to mothers who aren't crack addicts. And on Sundays, most commit what you and your comrads on the left consider the highest crime of all, they get dressed up and go to church. Please keep living in New York and we will keep living in the South.

Assclown of the Day

I would ban religion completely.
Sir(yeah, right) Elton John

Once again a bigot from the left is given the mike and uses it as an opportunity to spout some hate speech. If the left is consistant on anything, it is their intolerance for anyone who believes differently than them.