Imam Update

The Washington Times has an excellent article on the behavior of those six imams.

http://www.washtimes.com/national/20061128-122902-7522r.htm

Assclown of the Day-Sheila Jackson Lee

Ms. Lee already has earned an Assclown Lifetime Achievement Award with her question several years ago to a NASA official asking if the Mars Rover could find the flags the astronauts left up there. She has recently become the six imams' biggest suporter in congress, at least until radical islam/anti-American congressman-elect Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) is sworn in on the Koran in January. Ms. Lee says, "Understandably, the imams felt profiled, humiliated, and discriminated against by their treatment."

We say, "Understandably, the passengers on the flight felt treatened, harrased, and offended by the behavior of the six out of control imams."

Assclowns of the Day-Sports Assclowns

Atlanta Falcon QB Michael Vick showed how much class he had by shooting the bird to the Falcon fans after the 31-13 thrahing by the Saints. Vick has been overrated and shows he is no different than some of the other classless thugs showing up in pro sports today.

I don't know or care to know the name of our second assclown, all I know is that he is a sports anchor on one of the Little Rock stations and made perhaps the biggest ass of himself that I have ever seen on Friday, running around with a plastic pig on his head snorting. I thought that either Tennesee or Georgia had the most obnoxious fans in college sports, this idiot has changed my mind. Plus I didn't see any snorting after the game as LSU buried them and Heisman wannabe Darren McFadden.

Assclowns of the Day Six In-Your-Face Imams

Six imams, led by imam Omar Shahin who has been connected to Bin Laden and Hamas, and on their way to wild times at an imam convention decided to start trash talking about the United States and generally scaring other U.S. Air passengers were removed from a flight. Witnesses said that they were purposely trying to intimidate other passengers. Now CAIR, a terrorist apologist group, and other "civil rights" groups are up in arms and calling in the lawyers.

My first question is why the hell do we let these threats to national security in the country? Can Islam legitimately be called a religion, if you look at over a thousand years of history it appears instead to be a political terror organization? If that is the case, there is no first amendment protection for Islam. Will the recent U.S. elections embolden them? Probably so.

I definately plan to fly U.S. Air on my next vacation. Also, when will the Burkas Gone Wild DVD filmed at the convention be released?

By the way, they ended up on a Northwest Airlines flight. The stewardesses on NW are scarier than any terrorist I ever saw.

Assclown of the Day Michael Richards

Do I really have to say any more?

Assclown of the Day-John Edwards

Former senator, vice presidential looser, ambulance chaser and Breck Girl John Edwards hates Wal Mart. He has made it no secret that Wal Mart is worse than Hitler, Idi Amin, Chuck Manson, Jeffery Dahlmer, and Kenny G rolled into one. He is ready to shut every Wal Mart down and load everyone who works and shops there into railroad cars and ship them to Dachau. So when little Jack Edwards wants a Playstation 3, he sends an aid to shake down Wal Mart for one. Your hypocracy is showing Johnny.

Can you imagine how screwed up little Jackie is with this jerk for a father. Maybe when he is old enough to date, he can set him up with Demetra's daughter (see the Oct. 14th Assclown).

Assclown of the Day-Bobby Knight

Bobby Knight's behavior in last nights game against college basketball powerhouse Gardner-Webb should not suprise anyone. His slapping of Tech player Michael Prince is typical of his behavior over the years. What is disgraceful is that the NCAA will not do anything about Knight and Texas Tech's AD Gerald Meyers defense of Knight. We excuse Prince's statement that it "was nothing." Had Prince said anything else he would have been out of college basketball.

At best, this kind of behavior would find the average person before a judge. We all know punks like Knight, the shrinks could spend hours trying to figure out what is in his twisted head. Until the NCAA starts to punish this kind of behavior, bullies like Knight will continue to behave that way.

Assclown of the Day-Charles Rangel

"who the hell wants to live in Mississippi?”

Congressman Rangel, we will be understanding about your latest show of ignorance. Mississippi is the land of Faulkner and Grisham, your favorite authors are Engles and Marx. We understand it is difficult for you to understand a place where men and women go to work to earn their pay instead of waiting around for their check from the government. We understand you are thrown by classrooms full of kids, most who know who their fathers are. It is confusing to you when those kids go home after school to mothers who aren't crack addicts. And on Sundays, most commit what you and your comrads on the left consider the highest crime of all, they get dressed up and go to church. Please keep living in New York and we will keep living in the South.

Assclown of the Day

I would ban religion completely.
Sir(yeah, right) Elton John

Once again a bigot from the left is given the mike and uses it as an opportunity to spout some hate speech. If the left is consistant on anything, it is their intolerance for anyone who believes differently than them.

Assclown of the Day-Lurch

You know, education, if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you -- you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq.-Senator John F. Kerry

Senator, many enlisted men today have college degrees. Many senior NCOs have masters' degrees. Today's enlisted men are the most educated of any army ever. You showed your contempt for your own generation's soldiers when you returned from Vietnam and betrayed them. Now you show your disgust for the current generation of military men.

I am just thankful that you are truthful.

Assclown of the Day-Mandingo 2006

Has Madonna ever heard about the 13th Amendment? For those of you who haven't bothered to pick up a history book, that is the one that makes slavery illegal. Obviously she was too busy reading the Kama Sutra during that class.

What she has done by going to Africa and buying a black child is slavery. This wasn't Bradgelina going to help poor Africans, this was Ms. Celebrity picking up her new fashon assessory. What the legendary assclown of all times, Oprah, has done by helping her with the PR cleanup of this mess is condoning slavery. Once again your hipocracy is showing, Ms. Winfrey.

I didn't post a picture of her, this is a family website.

Fake Soldiers a Disgrace to the Real Heros

Back during the 80s I witnessed the arrest of a punk who claimed that he was a Vietnam veteran. When the officers looked at his driver's license, they did the math, and realized he would have been twelve when we pulled out. I was told it was a common ruse.

Recently I have witnessed two other incidents, one involving law enforcement, where punks claimed to be soldiers who served in Iraq and weren't. One was someone who was in the guard and didn't reenlist when he saw the war comming, the only military experience the other one had was a short haircut.

I have no idea of what to do with these punks, we have raised a generation that except for a handfull is completely useless. If you don't know what I am talking about, go to the mall one Saturday afternoon and open your eyes.

Assclown of the Day

This young lady wrote the following article to the SF Chronicle.

Thank you, Fleet Week. My preschool-aged daughter, having heard your airplanes overhead all week, is now completely traumatized and afraid to go outside. She just heard a commercial airliner in the sky and ran inside shrieking, shaking, and trying to close all the windows and doors. We tried to have a fun family weekend enjoying free music in our park, but it was ruined by the thundering sound of those hateful airplanes overhead, forcing her (and most of the other children I saw) to throw her hands over her face and cower.

If there is ever an opportunity for me to vote on any proposition keeping this ridiculous event and huge waste of resources from marring the skies of my city again, you can bet I'll be the first in line to get it voted in.

DEMETRA DELÍA
San Francisco

To the wonderful men and women of Fleet Week-God Bless You! We love each and every one of our brave guys and gals in uniform.

To Demetra-GROW UP! If you don't that kid is going to be so screwed up some day.

Source: James Taranto's Best of the Web

http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110009077#hateful

http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110009087

Go Joe, Lamont No

One of our favorite Senators is Joe Lieberman. We disagree on some things, agree on others, but one thing you can't disagree on is that he has been one of the most honest and open politicians in Washington.

Ned Lamont's attack on Senator Lieberman's civil rights record is one of the sleeziest attacks the far left has ever done. Will it stick, who knows, the left has found that all you have to do is label someone racist. Whether they are or not, it sticks.

Hey Ned, why not debate the issues instead...oh that's right, you don't want the people of Connecticut to know where you stand on the issues.

Assclown of the Day Kim Jong Mentally Il

photo credit globalsecurity.org

We couldn't let this week go by without honoring that little pervert with the little...well you know. The Clintons let this star of the hit film TEAM AMERICA who inheireted the family business and porn collection develop his own nuclear program and now we and our allies are at risk.

The bomb itself seems to have fizzled, was premature, withdrew early, sort of like Kim has been known to...well you know.

We close giving him a friendly word of advice. Kimmy boy, your nuclear program has appeared to have POed the Japanese. The Japanese military has had it's hands tied since 1945. Do you know what it is like to go 60 years without sex? Sayanora.

New Feature-Assclown of the Day

Today's Assclown of the day is Actor Alec Baldwin. This obnoxous twerp is on the record of having a low opinion of construction workers. He thinks the same of our public safety heros. Here he is trying to bully his way across a police line after the crash in New York yesterday.

Hey Alec, weren't you supposed to move to France to get away from Bush?

All About Love and Peace

Muslims keep telling me they are all about love and peace. So when the Pope mentions something that someone else said that questioned their committment to love and peace, they immediately riot, call for his assasination, and burn dummies in white robes while beating it with sticks--hold on a minute, where they protesting the pope or Robert K. K. K. Byrd?

By the way, before they think about shooting him or bringing a dirty bomb into the Vatican, consider that today's crusaders will have smart bombs, cluster munitions, and other neat things the medeval ones didn't have.

A priest from India recently told me "We have to be careful what we say because if we say something that offends the Muslims, they will kill people and burn things." SAY WHAT? If someone tells me something that offends me, I may call them an idot, I may even write about them here, but kill and burn?

Christians and Jews put up with pee on crucixes, elephant feces on the Virgan Mary, comments on the holocost from President Loose-Screw of Iran, a Hollywood and far left that is as hostile to religion as the Muslims, and a partnership between the ACLU and federal judges to make sure that no child in America ever hears or sees anything Judeo/Christian.

They rioted about some Danish political cartoons that offended them. My paper prints Doonsbury, that offends the hell out of me, but my response is to turn to the next page.

I recently saw an Iraqi War veteran who brought back a metal bar in his leg getting very shabby treatment from the TSA rent-a-cops in a major airport. If someone from, say, Bumholestan walked through with a backpack with wires hanging out of it and a t-shirt that said "72 Virgins-Here I Come", he would be treated with the utmost courtesey, because we don't want to be racist profilers. GET A CLUE, THE 911 BOMBERS ALL FIT ONE PROFILE.

The bottom lines
NO MAJOR MUSLIM GROUP, INCLUDING THOSE IN AMERICA, HAVE CONDEMNED THE 9-11 TERRORISTS.

DESPITE THE PREACHING OF PEACE AND LOVE, THEY CONTINUE TO KILL CHRISTIANS, JEWS, BHUDDISTS, HINDUS, ANYONE ELSE AND OTHER MUSLIMS.

OTHER THAN LIP SERVICE FROM PAKISTAN, NOT A SINGLE MUSLIM GOVERNMENT HAS COOPERATED WITH THE U.S. IN THE WAR ON TERROR.

THEY HAVE REPLACED OTHER GROUPS IN THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HIEARCHY AS UNTOUCHABLE

Where the Hell Did This Start?

Who is behind the Foley foolishness. Check out what Drudge just reported.

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU OCT 5 2006 2:53:48 ET XXXXX

CLAIM: FILTHY FOLEY ONLINE MESSAGES WERE PAGE PRANK GONE AWRY
**World Exclusive**
**Must Credit the DRUDGE REPORT**

According to two people close to former congressional page Jordan Edmund, the now famous lurid AOL Instant Message exchanges that led to the resignation of Mark Foley were part of an online prank that by mistake got into the hands of enemy political operatives, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

According to one Oklahoma source who knows the former page very well, Edmund, a conservative Republican, goaded Foley to type embarrassing comments that were then shared with a small group of young Hill politicos. The prank went awry when the saved IM sessions got into the hands of political operatives favorable to Democrats. This source, an ally of Edmund, also adamantly proclaims that the former page is not a homosexual. The prank scenario was confirmed by a second associate of Edmund.

The news come on the heels that former FBI Chief Louis Freeh has been named to investigate the mess.

Developing.

End of Exerpt.

I believe that the smell of this mess will lead to Bill/Hillary Clinton, James Corville, George Soros, Paul Begalla, James Carville, Harry Reid, Howard Dean, and/or Nancy Pelosi. Maybe Al Gore should also be a suspect, after all, he invented the internet.

Barney Frank, Gary Studs, and probably others have gotten away with more than Foley and they are considered heroes by the left.

When the truth does come out, ABC will have lost what little credibility that it has. Brian Ross should have talked to Dan Rather first. On second thought, maybe he did, Dan is still delusional about the FORGED Bush National Guard papers.