Assclown of the Day Mayor Ken Livingstone

While London Police were disarming two bombs that would have killed thousands in his own city and an SUV met a fiery end at Glasgow Airport, the mayor of London took off time from his celebration of Tony Blair's retirement to make a statement clearing all members of the religion of peace and love from blame and presenting a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the British Government and Saudi royal family. Mr. Livingstone has suffered from Blair Derangement Syndrome, a disease much like Bush Derangement Syndrome, and Mr. Blair's retirement may have pushed him over the cliff. Either that or too much Beefeater's Gin in his tea.

Breck Girl Afraid of Tall Leggy Blonde

Cowering in his palatial mansion, built on legal fees that we are paying for with higher insurance and medical costs, the Dems' most feminine candidate sent out his wife to go on TV and whine about Anne Coulter making fun of him. As the children on South Park would say, "That is so gay."

JUSTICE

Witch hunter Michael Nifong was disbarred today. In a world where members of the left usually escape justice, this is a great day for the rule of law. We shouldn't stop here, Patrick Fitzgerald, Ronnie Earle, and Judge Reggie Walton, you should be next.

Michael Nifong Update

In a shameless attempt to get sympathy from the panel investigating his ethics violation, witch hunter Michael Nifong resigned as Durham's district attorney. This pioneer of the new show trial era has served the left well, destroying the lives of Duke students and the forgotten victim, the coach. How many other lives has he destroyed? Every case that he has ever prosecuted needs to be thoroughly investigated. Has he lied and hid evidence in other cases?

Grim Reaper Vows to Defeat United States Military

Fresh off defeats on the amnesty bill and the Gonzalez witch trial, Senate Leader Harry Reid announced today that a strike to destroy Iran's nuclear program will destabalize Iran's vital nuclear program. Reid said he was pissed off because of, "that damn jew Lieberman" and vowed to stop anything short of a total defete of the United States military forces.

Assclown in Your Pocket

Bono, the world's smartest man, has been quite busy lately working on ways to take money from American workers and families. He has started One Vote, an organization to elect candidates who are willing to tax you to death to put money in the hands of 3rd World dictators and failed social projects (vote farms). He and a very effeminate Bob Geldorf also showed up at the G8 Summit at Heilgendamn to codemn world leaders for not filling up the coffers of African despots fast enough.

One thing is for certain. If Bono shows up, grab your wallet and hold on tight.

Assclown of the Day Sheriff "Barney" Lee Baca

We can't say for sure why Sheriff Lee Baca let Paris Hilton out of jail, but our imagination sure does run wild. We only hope that the people of L.A. vote this corrupt horndog out of office next time he is up. Don't be concerned about his future, we know of several rent-a-cop jobs he might be qualified for. Maybe.

Wesley Snipes to use William "Suitcase" Jefferson, D- Louisiana, Defense

Assclown Wesley Snipes, accused tax cheat and actor who hasn't had a decent showing at the box office lately, filed papers in court declaring that he will be using the same defense as accused kickback king Rep. William "Suitcase" Jefferson, D-Louisiana. It is all the fault of the racist George Bush, who caused Katrina, and 400 years of oppression.

American Justice

Scooter Libby gets 30 months, Paris gets sent home to party. The sheriff and all parties involved need to be investigated. This is a joke.

Should we be suprised, in the country where it pays to be illegal, an illegal alien that is.

Impeach this Assclown

The above idiot is incompetent Federal judge Reggie B. Walton. In a show trial reminiscent of the Stalinist Era, he sentenced Scooter Libby to 30 months in prison for the high crime of being a member of the Bush administration. Not only should he be impeached when this congress is thrown out and a new one elected, he ought to have to share a cell with Patrick Fitzgerald, Michael Nifong, and Ronnie Earle, leaders of the new Stalinist Show Trial Movement.

So Long, Ma Sheehan

Cindy Sheehan, Bush Derangement Syndrome victim and admirer of murderous thug dictators Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro, has announced her retirement. America's media whore has found out that the left also eats their own, and is leaving the anti-American movement. Not that she hasn't done enough damage, her insane protests have emboldened terrorists and dictators and erased any good that her son Casey, a true American Hero, did. We will miss you Cindy... NOT!

TP Update

Andrew Speaker has become the darling of the news media. Why? Because this personal injury lawyer is playing his illness like he would a whiplash case before the jury and has turned it around where he is now the victim. The networks are falling all over themselves because he apologized. No doubt his profession is part of the reason why the networks love him, good socialists love taking money away from those who earn it and giving it to those who don't. But this is beyond anything they have done before, and lawyer Speaker has to be laughing under the mask.

TB Andy

The 21st Century's Typhoid Mary turns out to be a personal injury lawyer. Having once been the victim of one of these leeches and his lying client, we couldn't wish it on a better person. We only hope that everyone exposed to this Assclownius Maximus sues the hell out of him.

Assclown of the Day-Sen. Carole Migden D-San Francisco

California state senator Carole Migden, D-San Francisco, is a good liberal who believes that government needs to control every action of the common people. Senator Migden, D-San Francisco, voted to restrict the rights of Californians by banning the use of cell phones in vehicles. Of course, being one of the elite, she believes laws don't apply to her. Senator Migden, D-San Francisco, while driving her global warming causing SUV, rear ended someone while talking on her cell phone. We hope the victim gets a very good personal injury lawyer.

Assclown of the Day-Jimmy the Looser Carter

The man known to history as the worst president ever went off the deep end in a fit of Bush Derangement Syndrome in his new book. Crying that Bush, not he, was the worse president ever, he went on to decry Bush for using those who weren't very smart (that is what they call our heroes in the military) to kill Arabs that potentially could have killed Jews. Carter finds President Bush's faith in God "very disturbing". He questions the value and rightness of Reagan winning the cold war. He also attacked Bush for not selling out Israel and called Tony Blair several names.

Considering his track record, the old fart needs to keep his mouth shut and go build a house.

Assclown of the Millenium The Goddess

The biggest megalomaniac since Mussolini (except she doesn't have the brains to make the trains run on time) showed her true racist colors at Howard University. She reminded us that there are "a few good white people." This woman, who insists that every woman follow her blindly, should receive the same punishment as Imus for that statement. However, Oprah is above criticism. No one has ever gotten the free passes that this idiot with the messiah complex has. In the quest to control the minds of every woman in America, with the help of her bald headed ho shrink, she will stop at nothing including ordering her minions to vote for her anointed one in the presidential race.

When you think of the families this woman has broken up, the pain and suffering she has caused, it has to be approaching critical mass and eventually her free ride will be over. Women will think for themselves and read what they want to. People will see her bald headed ho for the quack he is. And America will realize her as just another racist like Jackson, Sharpton, Byrd, or Duke

Vandalism Part Deux

While the left was celebrating the vandalism of the Rush Limbaugh billboard in Baltimore, one of their heroes' pictures was vandalized. The official picture of Chairman Mao in Beijing, role model for many democratic politicians, had a soot like substance thrown at it. The last guy who vandalized this portrait, journalist Yu Dongyue, spent seventeen years being tortured and came out of the prison camp little more than a vegetable. No word on the person who damaged it this time, but the same is waiting for him.

No doubt the same left that praised the vandalism of the Limbaugh will praise the punishment of the Mao vandalizer. There is a big difference. Mao was a thug who killed millions. Rush is a political commentator who wouldn't harm a thing. The left in America revere Mao, hate Rush. If a picture of Stalin is ever vandalized, GIs may have to be kicked out of their beds in Walter Reed to make room for members of the House and Senate who no doubt will be in shock. "Nurse, please take this enema to Representative Frank."

Commie News Network at it again.

Once again, the most anti-American of the news networks shows it's bias. Wolf, Anderson, and Larry, wake up, it is only a dream. Besides, if it were true, Dick Cheney would be president, and that would be CNNs worse nightmare. So Wolf, keep sticking those pins in your Dubbya doll, Anderson, go back to redecorating and singing show tunes, and Larry...wake up Larry!

Sexist Racists Reason for Couric Failure

CBS Evening News producer Linda Mason has discovered the reason why Katie Couric has failed in the anchor spot. We prefer "older white males".

Hey Linda, how about she has been such a failure because she and those writing and reporting the news are idiots?

Assclown of the Day-Robert Murrow

You probably never heard of Robert Murrow, but he is the face of the left's respect for the first amendment and tolerance. He is also a spokesman for the Baltimore Deptartment of Public Works, paid a salary by the taxpayers. This Rush Limbaugh ad was vandalized. Mr. Murrow gave his offical pronouncement, "It looks like they took globs of paint and threw it on his face. It looks great. It did my heart good."

Once again proving the tolerant left is the party of censorship and hate. Comrad Murrow should be fired, but in Baltimore will probably get promoted.